Hose Nose Goo Candy Dispenser

This is just gross. Unless the candy tastes good, in which case it’s grossly delicious. The Hose Nose goes over your nose and drips down gooey candy into your mouth. Nasty.

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World’s Largest Gummy Bear

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.

Its monstrous size is only matched by its enormous taste. The World’s Largest …

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Prank Powder Candy

From the site: Each tube of Prank Powder Decepti-candy sounds harmless and lovely. But each label is deceiving.

* Sweet Pixie Pollen is yellow, but tastes like cherry. The “Sweet” lets you know it will be super sour. * Refreshing Pegasus Powder is red, but tastes like lemonade. The “Refreshing” lets you …

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Candy Wallet

From the site: It’s as if Willy Wonka started making functional yet out of this world wallets. Surely to be admired anytime you take it out to purchase your goods – especially candy treats.

The Candy Stash Wallet has a sturdy zippered with a purse for your change, a slash for your cash, …

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Candy Bra

I used to love these as a kid. Wait. Not the bra version. I used to get the candy bracelet and the candy necklace. I can even remember they had a candy watch. This is the perfect accessory for those other accessories. May cause cavities.

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Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser

Everybody loves Santa and everybody loves candy. That’s what makes the Poo-Pooing Santa genius!

Using the Santa Claus candy dispenser is easy: 1. Simply remove the head and place the candy into the hole. 2. Replace head. 3. Shake the Santa gently to settle the sweets. 4. Gently hold down Santa around his …

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