Toilet Fondue Pot

A fondue pot shaped like a toilet bowl? That’s not fondue, that’s fon-don’t. This little piece of culinary bizarreness comes from Japan, where apparently the expression “don’t shit where you eat” gets lost in translation. Putting chocolate in there just makes it worse. Happy Valentine’s Day. (via …

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Squat Toilet Rice Bowl

Gross out your friends with The Toilet Curry Rice Plate. It’s hilarious, it’s grotesque, it’s just plain weird. Ideally you’ll want to eat something like beans or curry or chocolate ice cream to get the fullest effect of the bowl.

Hose Nose Goo Candy Dispenser

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This is just gross. Unless the candy tastes good, in which case it’s grossly delicious. The Hose Nose goes over your nose and drips down gooey candy into your mouth. Nasty.

“Pick” one up at BaronBob

Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny – not to mention practical – addition to any bathroom or shower stall.

Just squeeze or press the Nose, and shower gel (YOU pick the color!) oozes out of the right nostril. The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is easily refillable by unscrewing …

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