Remote Control Spinning Bow Tie

Class up the joint with a bow tie. But not just any regular boring bow tie, a Spinning Bow Tie. But not your grandfather’s spinning bow tie, a new one with a push button remote control. There are only two proper ways to punctuate a joke- the sideways cane and tophat tipping shuffle …

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Spare Left Nut

I’d give my left nut to have a Spare Left Nut. There’s no problems giving your left nut for something when you have a spare. What makes this on the left one exactly? That’s just ballsy to claim it’s the left. Besides that poor right nut, nobody ever wants to give him away …

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Farting Obama Doll

Obummer! Pull his finger! The Farting Obama Doll is appropriate for both Obama lovers and haters. Pull the President’s finger and he says one of 21 hilarious sayings, each punctuated by ripping toot at the end. Check the video:

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Plush Mt. Fuji

Mt. Fuji, the great mountain and symbol of Japan is now available in a huggable form! Kawaii! This Plush Mt. Fuji-Kun is soft and snuggly with an embroidered face and sakura blossums. Nap on a mountain. Super cute.

Butt Putt “Hole in One” Golf Practice Putter

Let’s get serious with our golf game and try to go for a “hole in one” with the Butt Putt. Appropriately enough, it’s flagged as hole number 2. Did we mention that it makes one of SIX different farting noises when you get the ball in the hole? Cause it does. Great golf …

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I’m a Douche Coffee Mug

Instant office hilarity will ensue with the “I’m a Douche” Coffee Mug. It looks just like a regular white coffee mug (and it is) until the unsuspecting d-bag starts drinking and tilting the cup upwards revealing to the world just what he or she is (a douche). Great for your boss, interns, or …

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I Heart Farting “Musical” Mug

It’s a pretty established fact that coffee really gets the juices flowing and nothing is more relaxing and a true wake up in the morning for your significant other than an aromatic fresh brewed fart. If you or someone you know could qualify as one of the world’s largest suppliers of natural gas, …

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Whoopee Cushion Keychain

Take your whoopee cushion pranking on the go with a Whoopee Cushion Keychain. Eliminates all that awkward blowing up the cushion and trying to slip it under someone’s rear without looking like you’re trying to goose them by pocket-sizing it. Press the button to hear one of three different fart sounds. Pull my …

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Lickety Spoon is Forking Funny

Make eating fun again with the Lickety Spoon, the spoon with the tongue shaped handle. Let it all hang out with a spoon made of stainless steel with a soft, food-safe silicone handle. Great for kids and kids at heart (and mouth).

Make Anything USB with Stick on USB Cable

You can make anything appear to be USB compatible with the USB-It Stick on USB Cable. Just stick it onto whatever you want and it’ll look like it’s a USB device. Your car, food, the couch, small pets, can of beer, whatever you want. Attach it on with the double-side adhesive discs and …

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