My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Earbuds

What’s up My Little Pony fans and bronies of all ages. Pump out your tunes in full MLP style with Rainbow Dash Earbuds. Everybody knows that Rainbow Dash is the best of all the ponies in Ponyville. Personally I’m not all into Friendship is Magic, I’m a hardcore OG original series fan but …

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Tattoupees

Hide your bald head with something more exciting than a boring old rug. It’s Tattoupees, the temporary tattoos designed for your bald head. There are 35 different tattoos in each pack, ranging from a power outlet to a bullseye to buys and footprints to an actual toupee. Make your friends with hair jealous …

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DC Comics Justice League Symbols Magnet Set

If there’s trouble in the land, there’s only one thing that can save the Universe from evil- magnets! Also the Justice League. So there’s DC Comics Justice League Magnets, best of both worlds. You get one each of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern symbols. Whichever you need, just stick it …

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Ask Me About My T-Rex Shirt

It’s the shirt that does something when asked. The two-sided Ask Me About My T.Rex Shirt is not printed on the front and back, it’s on the inside out and outside. When someone asks about your dinosaur, flip over the shirt to roar at their bony ass. Sure it’s tricky to chase someone …

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Toilet Fondue Pot

A fondue pot shaped like a toilet bowl? That’s not fondue, that’s fon-don’t. This little piece of culinary bizarreness comes from Japan, where apparently the expression “don’t shit where you eat” gets lost in translation. Putting chocolate in there just makes it worse. Happy Valentine’s Day. (via …

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Pencil Eraser Hats

Everyone knows that pencils are the classiest of all writing instruments (that’s right quill pen, I said it). And everyone knows a classy #2 never goes out without a hat. An Eraser Hat. Comes in a set of four styles to suit your pencil’s mood for the day: Top Hat, Fedora, Bowler, and …

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Got some smelly gym clothes? How about anger management issues and dirty clothes? Boxing fan with a lot of laundry? Combine your interests with the Punching Bag Laundry Bag. Turn your chore into a workout- just like Rocky did with the sides of beef, except with a lot less salmonella and potential health …

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Magnetic Gummy Bears

Stick ’em up… with gummy bears. It’s the sweetest way to hold things up- Gummy Bear Magnets. But instead of sugary edible treats, these are plastic utilitarian tools. You get a set of five in orange, red, clear, green, and yellow. Each measures 2″ high and is totally …

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Read in Bed with Prism Glasses

There’s no need to get all fancy and prop your head up to read when you could be doing it flat on your back with a pair of Prism Glasses. The these glasses have a prism that lets you see 90 degrees away, letting you see your book or the TV without neck …

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Man Soap: Smell Manly

Hey man, you’re a man, so man up and start smelling manly with Man Hands Man Soap, man. Available in 19 manly scents: Bacon, Baseball Glove, Beer, Bonfire, Brewed Coffee, Buttered Popcorn, Cannabis, Cash, Cedar Log Cabin, Democrat, Fresh Cut Grass, Margarita, Muscle Rub, Nag Champa Incense, Obsession Cologne, Red Wine, Republican, Top …

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